CHRISTIAN BIGOT ALERT: Gays have started being treated like human beings!

Now that gays have started being treated like human beings, far right fundies are in a tizzy and desperate to get the back hand. So what's a Christian bigot to do? Why, rebrand with new buzz words, of course!¨

Christian conservatives declare war on 'Gay' at Liberty University

¨Last weekend at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va., Christian conservatives were caught on tape planning a war not only on gays and lesbians, but a war on the word "gay" itself.

The occasion was the Awakening Conference. There social conservatives, convinced there is some sort of nefarious "homosexual agenda," planned a counter attack against what they perceive to be a dangerous liberal conspiracy to promote the gay lifestyle.

The conference took a turn for the surreal when panelists speaking at the conference suggested they stop using the word "gay" all together.¨ HERE

How to Disparage Gays Effectively

"'Gay' is a left-wing socio-political construct designed to create grounds for fundamental rights [based on] whimsical capricious desires," said Ryan Sorba, chairman of the Young Conservatives of California. "Gay identity does not exist."

Ryan ¨Unnatural Vice¨ Sorba

Sorba proposed alternatives to the word "gay," which received approval by a unanimous show of hands by the 40-some audience members:

•"Same-sex attraction"
•"Same-sex intercourse"
•"Sodomy"
•"Unnatural vice"

Later in the discussion, it was suggested that gays should also be referred to as "anti-Christian."

You can watch a video of the jackass lecturing at this weekend's The Awakening conference at Falwell's Liberty University. Have a barf bag handy - just in case. HERE

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