Feb 18, 2010

BREAKING LUNACY: ¨Until we conquer this gay thing, Jesus is never going to resurrect himself¨

"J-Elijah is my pseudonym for rap and poetry. When I chose my name as a lyricist, emcee, poet, I wanted to make sure it was spiritually significant. J-Elijah is based on the scriptures of Jeremiah 1:4-10 and Luke 1:13-17. God chose Jeremiah to be His mouthpiece. Before John the Baptist was born, the angel told Zachariah, his father, that John would go forward in the spirit and power of Elijah. J is short for Jeremiah and John the Baptist. Jeremiah, John the Baptist, and Elijah were chosen by The Lord of Hosts to minister repentance to their generation."

J-Elijah is our new favorite-ex-homosexual because he really has found the cure.

Megan Phelps

J-Elijah, the evangelical hip-hop artist who raps about leaving homosexuality, is giving Megan Phelps a run for her sanity. And while Megan will probably always operate in a deeper end of the lunacy pool, J-Elijah scores by mixing the ex-gay movement with religious fundamentalism that needs to be read to be believed. Or dismissed

Westboro Baptist Church/Pastor Fred Phelps, officiant

You'll remember J-Elijah from this post, where he eviscerates The Downlow and talks about how, through Christ, he overcame his homosexuality. Which is great news for him. But for all of earth's other Christians, he's got bad news:

¨Until we conquer this gay thing, Jesus is never going to resurrect himself. Again.¨

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